I wish somebody could care for me enough to be proud that I’m their girlfriend and not embarrassed that we are together and keep it a secret.
"52% of men say they’d stay with their girlfriend even if she got fat"
EVEN if she got FAT!?? wow… someone give these men a purple heart for their courage and bravery. truly inspiring. god forbid i ever get fat and have to put my boyfriend through the rough decision of whether to keep me around or not. but maybe if im lucky, he’ll be in that amazing 52%. what a world.
"WRONG HOLE" I say as he tries to put it in the p*ssy
why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?
They can’t swallow because that’s gay
"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better